We have e-book!

Make 2018 your year to celebrate the dyspeptically funny !

   Over 200 hilarious, quirky, satirical, silly, shocking and chortle-out-loud pages, suitable for laugh marathons or for dipping into at your leisure.

   (Think "Quality Street", but without your dog staring at you as you unwrap the cellophane.)

This e-book is in EPUB format, the native format for kobo devices. 
   However, you may also use free e-reader apps such as Adobe Digital Editions and Calibre, both available for download online  (click on the underlined links to go to the respective download pages). 
   Microsoft Edge browser will also display e-books in this format.

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