Snarky Tees

Whichever of your seven moods you're in, you're bound to find something here to get the message across.  

About our Tees: 

The superior Tees that we print on are created in Los Angeles by Bella + Canvas.  One hundred percent spun cotton, fine detailing and quality weight mean these items are crafted to last. 

 

And—they're produced ethically in state-of-the-art facilities

by skilled workers who are paid a fair wage.  

narcissism

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Time for narcissists everywhere to come out of the closet! And the best part? 

The flattery is 100% sincere!

The quote reads:

“Narcissism is the sincerest form of flattery”

Gandhi

Saint or sacred cow?

Whatever your take on Gandhi, you'll delight in the absurdity

of these never-in-a-million-years bon mots.  

Seventh Chakra

Whether it’s Aunt Zelda's macramé muu-muu or Trump’s latest transgression,

there’s always a reason to shout:

“Well, kick me hard in my seventh chakra!”

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